Embarrassment.

Thanks for reminding me of this, Rach.

This weekend, very late at night when I may have been a bit intoxicated, I was walking with a gal pal to get some food on our way home. A homeless man approached us, asking if we had any spare change. I meant to say, "Sorry." Instead, I accidentally said, "No thank you," as though the man were hawking wares in ancient Arabia.

Hate myself.

Mottos.

Something that I realized yesterday--

The motto for Junior year thus far has been: WORK HARD, PLAY HARD.

The motto for Sophomore year was just: WORK HARD.

And I pretty sure the motto for Freshman year was: NEITHER WORK NOR PLAY HARD.

Hulu's posting of the latest Office episode: "This episode is brought to you by SUNCHIPS."

Is it just me, or are SUNCHIPS a really random thing to have a tv show brought to you by?

P.S. I'M BACK, Y'ALL. After a truly wonderful run of Tartuffe, I have returned to the world. And therefore, to this blog. MISS ME?

1-5.

1. Tea/Coffee/Everything just tastes better when it comes out of my Morton Salt Girl mug.

2. Sir walking on the street--shell out the dough and get yourself a Baby Bjorn. While you may think that the elaborately tied scarf you are using to strap your baby to your stomach is more "natural" and "free," it causes me a lot of unnecessary stress because I pass you on the sidewalk and I worry about your baby falling out. Shouldn't you be worried about this, too?

3. Where the EFF are my purple flats? If you took them, please give them back. Also, if you took them, wow you have small feet.

4. Two years after I first saw it and THIS still completely blows my mind.

5. Ten days until opening night.