I try not to be a superficial person on a day-to-day basis. You know, don't judge a book and all that. So I just want to clarify that I know what's really important about my new Macbook is the well-made interior, but all I can think about right now is how NEW AND SHINY AND SILVER AND PERFECT IT IS!!
So take THAT asshole who took my old computer! This thing is 100000 times better than that old piece of shit! Enjoy all my original cast albums SUCKAAAAAA!
P.S. It really is awful to steal, though, and I in no way condone the actions of the douchebag who stole my laptop. I can only hope that somewhere a million pigeons are pooping on him. Babies would work, too.
