The funny thing about HUGE winter hats is that they make the sex of the wearer completely indistinguishable.
And that makes for an adventure every time.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
TIC Tales.
One of the sandwich guys in Cafe 212 does not like his job.
I can tell by his eyes and the way he looks at me when he's using that giant knife to cut my turkey. I can tell he's imagining it's my face.
In happier news, I made a friend at work today! She was 4 (NOT 3, as she vehemently specified) and she was waiting for a play date with Theo and she took off her shoe and we laughed and laughed and laughed because it is VERY funny to take off your shoes. And then she told me that we met in make-believe yesterday and there was a poopy monster but she didn't protect me. And then she met Kendale and called him "Candle." Many times and wouldn't stop.
Everything was going swimmingly until her mom FINALLY showed up and told her it was time to go, and she was so sad to leave us that she had a tantrum. I mean, I know I'm lovable but WOW she wanted to be best friends. Kids usually love me or hate me. For the former, I'd imagine it's because they think I'm one of them. For the latter, WHATEVER they're just jealous.
I can tell by his eyes and the way he looks at me when he's using that giant knife to cut my turkey. I can tell he's imagining it's my face.
In happier news, I made a friend at work today! She was 4 (NOT 3, as she vehemently specified) and she was waiting for a play date with Theo and she took off her shoe and we laughed and laughed and laughed because it is VERY funny to take off your shoes. And then she told me that we met in make-believe yesterday and there was a poopy monster but she didn't protect me. And then she met Kendale and called him "Candle." Many times and wouldn't stop.
Everything was going swimmingly until her mom FINALLY showed up and told her it was time to go, and she was so sad to leave us that she had a tantrum. I mean, I know I'm lovable but WOW she wanted to be best friends. Kids usually love me or hate me. For the former, I'd imagine it's because they think I'm one of them. For the latter, WHATEVER they're just jealous.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Follow-up to last post.
This just in about the gym:
It's hot. And it smells.
Also, as I predicted, 9am is EARLY.
Way too early for smelly gym-time, that's for sure.
Puppies. Just always more puppies.
This puppy looks like it's trying to be sexy, but the whole thing didn't quite work out.
But it's okay--I still love it anyway.
But it's okay--I still love it anyway. Also, the next dog's bio is written in first person (or rather, first puppy), and you guys KNOW that's my favorite!
"Hi, my name is Nemo! I love the snow. I like chasing my ball at the park but sometimes I have trouble stopping. I also like to hunt for hidden treasures. I especially love when I can find Mommy's socks and shoes though I don't think she likes it very much. If I'm not sniffing around for things I'm usually sleeping on top of the laundry. Oh, and I love kids! Just the sound of them makes my nub wag!"
"Nub Wag". Maybe it's just me but doesn't that sound like the newest hour-long sexy comedy coming to Showtime?
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Brecht.
Came across this in some reading over break and just remembered the coolness:
"Can we speak of money in the form of iambics?"
Already getting excited.
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