1. 2. 3.

1. Sometimes I just want to watch Bridezillas in bed and that needs to be okay. 

2. Please go see the Summer Play Festival shows. They are LEGIT, people.

3. If you actually read this, post a quick comment. I'm conducting a little experiment. 

RE: my last post.

I know this blog doesn't always portray me as having the liveliest of social lives. But puppy photos are just something I search for in my spare time, you know, not my MAIN hobby.

...sometimes I go to the movies.

REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS.

First:

Second:

Third: 

The only thing better than these photos is the bio of the third dog, who is advertised as "Stanley, the Adoptable Puppy". You are going to think I wrote it because it is just that unbelievable. But I swear to you all that the following is simply copied and pasted from the website thedailypuppy.com. Besides, I could never write something this brilliant:

"Stan is definitely The Man! One of the most dainty of his litter, he has a feisty go-get-'em mentality. Stanley had a rough start to life. Along with his six siblings, he was left in the hot desert. Several days later, Stanley and the crew were brought into our foster home. His wrinkly face and expressive eyes beg for your affection. Stanley's litter mates, other than Dorothy, are all predominately black Labrador mixes, but we suspect that Stanley has some German Shepherd in him. Whatever his genetics are doesn't really matter when you are being floored by his "cool dude" attitude."

mmmmEllen.

God, I just love it when Ellen dances.

Ipod.

Sometimes I like to listen to Joanna Newsom for like three minutes. Then I can't take any more and have to change it.

But I always really enjoy those three minutes. 

Swear to God.

Tonight, on the subway, I saw the Russian lovechild of Dustin Hoffman and John Turturro. Seriously.

P.S. Two-show days are hard. But I'm still lovin' ma HEADSET!

Excitement! Suspense! Projections! PICKLES!

First things first:

1. Wind tunnel + skirt = trouble. 

2. I met the sweetest old British lady in the elevator tonight. She sounded like Julie Andrews. CLASSY.

3. I just ate a cheesy burrito and then followed it up with two pickles. Yep, I mix-and-match cuisines. I don't discriminate. 

ALSO--

Tonight was the opening night for the Summer Play Festival! And even bigger news, I HAD ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY AND I DIDN'T MESS IT UP. I know, I'm still in shock, too. You see, I'm in charge of controlling the video and projections used in the play from a board in the booth. Cool, right? Which means that if I fuck it up like I sometimes manage to do with things, it will actually make a difference. Scary, right? But together, the scary and cool factors make up a neat adventure. ADRENALINE-AHOY! I'm oddly really enjoying myself. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm quitting acting and moving to video projection. But the job gives a strange and fulfilling challenge. 7 more shows to go! Let's hope nothing major goes wrong!

...No, but seriously guys, let's hope.

What? You're coming to see it? What? You only have $10 to your name? Great! Because it only costs $10! See ya there!