JAVA CITY. 12:30PM.
I picked up a container of edamame to inspect and what I put it down, there remained on my hand STICKY GREEN NUCLEAR SMELLY EDAMAME GOO. IT WAS SO STICKY AND SO NEON GREEN. This shit could have turned me into a teenage mutant ninja turtle (although that would actually be really awesome). Instead of doing that, it just left a really icky residue and I might wake up tomorrow with my finger skin seared off.
Or a super-power.
I'll keep you updated.
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