You, sir, were very attractive. I liked your beard and I liked your thick frame glasses. I think they would have made a nice match with my thick frame glasses. Also, you seemed very kind.
All this was true, of course, UNTIL YOU BROKE MY GLASSES. Just, broke them. Snapped one of the stems right off. Oh, what's that crunch? Ah, yes, MY GLASSES. Oh, that's so kind of you, going to fetch me a duplicate pair of frames from the display, seeing as that is your job and all. What's that you say? There are no more in the store and now you have to special order them, taking approximately 10 days? It's especially a shame that I'm leaving Pennsylvania in two days then, isn't it?
It really is too bad, Ian. I think we could've had something truly great. Unfortunately, now all I can feel for you is disdain.
hurray you leave in two days! two days until ME.
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