1. 2. 3.

1. Sometimes I just want to watch Bridezillas in bed and that needs to be okay. 

2. Please go see the Summer Play Festival shows. They are LEGIT, people.

3. If you actually read this, post a quick comment. I'm conducting a little experiment. 

RE: my last post.

I know this blog doesn't always portray me as having the liveliest of social lives. But puppy photos are just something I search for in my spare time, you know, not my MAIN hobby.

...sometimes I go to the movies.

REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS.

First:

Second:

Third: 

The only thing better than these photos is the bio of the third dog, who is advertised as "Stanley, the Adoptable Puppy". You are going to think I wrote it because it is just that unbelievable. But I swear to you all that the following is simply copied and pasted from the website thedailypuppy.com. Besides, I could never write something this brilliant:

"Stan is definitely The Man! One of the most dainty of his litter, he has a feisty go-get-'em mentality. Stanley had a rough start to life. Along with his six siblings, he was left in the hot desert. Several days later, Stanley and the crew were brought into our foster home. His wrinkly face and expressive eyes beg for your affection. Stanley's litter mates, other than Dorothy, are all predominately black Labrador mixes, but we suspect that Stanley has some German Shepherd in him. Whatever his genetics are doesn't really matter when you are being floored by his "cool dude" attitude."

mmmmEllen.

God, I just love it when Ellen dances.

Ipod.

Sometimes I like to listen to Joanna Newsom for like three minutes. Then I can't take any more and have to change it.

But I always really enjoy those three minutes. 

Swear to God.

Tonight, on the subway, I saw the Russian lovechild of Dustin Hoffman and John Turturro. Seriously.

P.S. Two-show days are hard. But I'm still lovin' ma HEADSET!

Excitement! Suspense! Projections! PICKLES!

First things first:

1. Wind tunnel + skirt = trouble. 

2. I met the sweetest old British lady in the elevator tonight. She sounded like Julie Andrews. CLASSY.

3. I just ate a cheesy burrito and then followed it up with two pickles. Yep, I mix-and-match cuisines. I don't discriminate. 

ALSO--

Tonight was the opening night for the Summer Play Festival! And even bigger news, I HAD ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY AND I DIDN'T MESS IT UP. I know, I'm still in shock, too. You see, I'm in charge of controlling the video and projections used in the play from a board in the booth. Cool, right? Which means that if I fuck it up like I sometimes manage to do with things, it will actually make a difference. Scary, right? But together, the scary and cool factors make up a neat adventure. ADRENALINE-AHOY! I'm oddly really enjoying myself. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm quitting acting and moving to video projection. But the job gives a strange and fulfilling challenge. 7 more shows to go! Let's hope nothing major goes wrong!

...No, but seriously guys, let's hope.

What? You're coming to see it? What? You only have $10 to your name? Great! Because it only costs $10! See ya there!

Various days.

Some days, you wake up and turn on the faucet, and the water proceeds to sputter and then turn brown.

Other days, you end up staying at work for 11.5 hours. 

Sometimes, both of these things happen on the same day. These days aren't necessarily fun, but god are they full of adventure. 

Cerebral Collage.

A smattering of (potentially) genius thoughts:

-GUYS. What is Esther's secret???? I keep seeing the commercials and the previews and jesus I just want to knowwwwww.

-Bridezillas at 3am might just be the best thing ever.

-A young man on the corner tonight tried to sell me The Word. First of all, don't ask me if I believe in God. It ain't none of yo business. SECOND, when I tell you I don't, please don't ask me WHY. I may be small but I AM SCRAPPY and I will punch you in the head. This concludes my rant. 

-Today a puppy AND a baby got into the elevator with me. It's a pretty small elevator. It was perfection. 

-Fuerza Bruta was the most brilliant, beautiful, stimulating, fun piece of theatre/art/entertainment I have seen in a long time. I encourage everyone to see it over the summer. And if you decide to go, please tell me. Because I will go again. A hundred times. I would love to be in something crazy like that. Too bad I'm not an attractive foreign gymnast (yet).

-Take everything I just said about Fuerza Bruta. Reverse it. That is Shrek on Broadway.

-I just don't understand why Bride Wars will not work in my dvd player. Why god why?

-I need a voice teacher. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

-Things I did this week at work:

-clicked on approx. 1000000 website links

-went to New Jersey

-smacked a handful of people walking through midtown with a giant mounted poster

-took the subway and trekked home through Times Square completely drenched from head to toe. Everyone else was dry. 

-had to walk around for 45 minutes in the blazing hot midday sun to attempt to find a copy of L magazine on the street (don't worry, I never fail...but I do sweat)

-intern bonding

-intern bondage (kidding!)

-ate a lot of Mexican food on several occasions

-I just flipped by a program on TV called "Sex in the Civil War". I didn't watch it but BOY do I regret that decision. 

-A cherry push pop is just as delicious as you remember. 

-I finished all my pickles! What do I do now??