Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cerebral Collage.

A smattering of (potentially) genius thoughts:


-GUYS. What is Esther's secret???? I keep seeing the commercials and the previews and jesus I just want to knowwwwww.

-Bridezillas at 3am might just be the best thing ever.

-A young man on the corner tonight tried to sell me The Word. First of all, don't ask me if I believe in God. It ain't none of yo business. SECOND, when I tell you I don't, please don't ask me WHY. I may be small but I AM SCRAPPY and I will punch you in the head. This concludes my rant. 

-Today a puppy AND a baby got into the elevator with me. It's a pretty small elevator. It was perfection. 

-Fuerza Bruta was the most brilliant, beautiful, stimulating, fun piece of theatre/art/entertainment I have seen in a long time. I encourage everyone to see it over the summer. And if you decide to go, please tell me. Because I will go again. A hundred times. I would love to be in something crazy like that. Too bad I'm not an attractive foreign gymnast (yet).

-Take everything I just said about Fuerza Bruta. Reverse it. That is Shrek on Broadway.

-I just don't understand why Bride Wars will not work in my dvd player. Why god why?

-I need a voice teacher. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

-Things I did this week at work:
-clicked on approx. 1000000 website links
-went to New Jersey
-smacked a handful of people walking through midtown with a giant mounted poster
-took the subway and trekked home through Times Square completely drenched from head to toe. Everyone else was dry. 
-had to walk around for 45 minutes in the blazing hot midday sun to attempt to find a copy of L magazine on the street (don't worry, I never fail...but I do sweat)
-intern bonding
-intern bondage (kidding!)
-ate a lot of Mexican food on several occasions

-I just flipped by a program on TV called "Sex in the Civil War". I didn't watch it but BOY do I regret that decision. 

-A cherry push pop is just as delicious as you remember. 

-I finished all my pickles! What do I do now??

2 comments:

  1. orange push pops > cherry push pops

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  2. Orange ICE CREAM push pops--certainly. But the cherry is the ultimate in candy perfection.

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