Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Please do not contact the television program, "Intervention".

I am slowly beginning to pack for school and it has come to my attention that I may have a slight problem.

Jesus Christ. How did I accumulate so many plays? And not just any plays. Plays that are necessary for my being. I cannot be without them. I finally managed to get a hold of myself and set a small pile aside to leave at home. Why didn't anyone tell me that I had a problem?

BUT then I started thinking to myself. Maybe I am not the one with the problem. Where do these playwrights get off writing so many good plays? And THEN they have the gall to spell their name all silly with a "gh". Maybe they should stop being so good at writing. Maybe they are the ones with the problem.

To clarify: Just because I now recognize that I may have a mild addiction does not mean that I am planning any sort of lifestyle adjustment. I mean, I changed my blog template. What else does the world want from me??

1 comment:

  1. basically, I think I am building my own prison out of the books I own. basically, I own every book that has ever been published ever.

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