Catch up. Ketchup?

Although I haven't been posting very much during the last few weeks in Pennsylvania, please do not mistake this for a lack of blog-worthy events. In fact, I've been recording said events as drafts on my cell phone. I will now post for your pleasure (or not whatever I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL).

1. Today I went to Lenscrafters to get my glasses adjusted. I was simply fixated with the section of merchandise that they had chosen to label, "Feminine Charm". Because maybe it's just me, but "Feminine Charm" sounds like the name of a douche and nothing else.

2. There's no better feeling than the satisfaction of cleaning up all your various inboxes. I did my gmail, webmail, and facebook all in one day. It was necessary. Every time I logged on to facebook, I saw my 130+ unread inbox messages (not an exaggeration) and felt pretty bad about myself. But no longer!

3. I CAN'T STOP PLAYING NONOGRAMS. They are so addicting that when I close my eyes at night, I see the numbers moving on the insides of my eyelids (bad?). Seriously, try them if you haven't yet: FUN HERE!

4. I know it's 2 weeks late, but I think I've finally come up with a new year's resolution:

I WILL start to film the sketches I've written this year. Done. I've waited too long already.