Sunday, April 11, 2010

Why alcohol is dangerous.

Dear young people:

Why is alcohol dangerous?
-Alcohol poisoning?
-Law-breaking?
-Random hookups?

No. Well, yes. But no.

Alcohol is dangerous because it will make your brain think: "What is a good snack to have at 3:30am? Oh, I know--this leftover burrito from Taqueria. OF COURSE!"

And then your body will rebel against itself and your soul will become a war casualty thank you that is all.

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