Why is alcohol dangerous?
-Alcohol poisoning?
-Law-breaking?
-Random hookups?
No. Well, yes. But no.
Alcohol is dangerous because it will make your brain think: "What is a good snack to have at 3:30am? Oh, I know--this leftover burrito from Taqueria. OF COURSE!"
And then your body will rebel against itself and your soul will become a war casualty thank you that is all.
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