Things that are wrong with me.

Now here is a thing I have noticed. It has been brought to my attention (on more than one occasion, in fact) that I swing my arms an excessive amount when I walk. GODDAMN. Thanks a lot, Mom! When I was first learning to walk, instead of clapping your hands affectionately and recording it in the baby book, you clearly should have said, "No no, Honey, you're doing it wrong" and corrected me. 

The simplest things--always the hardest.