Girl (to Gay Male Companion): Do you have any electrical tape? I'm not wearing a bra tonight and I don't want my nipples to show.
Gay Male Companion: Why don't you just use Band-aids?
Girl: I guess I could. (Sigh) But Band-Aids are so unsexy.
Me (in my head, to myself): AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IS THE PINNACLE OF SEX APPEAL?
Also, I had to make up a lab today, so I was paired with some stranger and she was the worst EVER. She kept doing things wrong and when I would (politely) try to correct her, she'd be all, "Nah, I know what I'm doing." But then later, when the teacher would point out her mistake, she'd shoot me a DEATH GLARE and say, "why didn't you tell me that before?" She was majorly scary. Also, it's not my fault that you can't seem to grasp which is the x-axis and which is the y, Boo. It's just funny because she thought I was super incompetent, but actually she was just too incompetent to understand my competence.
Whatever. SEE YOU IN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE HELL, BITCH.
Whatever. SEE YOU IN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE HELL, BITCH.
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