Thoughts from the morning.

Does anyone look good doing step aerobics at 9am? Or in general?

After a mere two classes, I can already say with great confidence, NO. No to both.

The real highlight of the class for me is the array of dance mixes, which the teacher LOVES. More than that, she loves to shout out random lyrics from the songs and alter them to make them about step aerobics.

For example, when "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls was playing:

"Don't Cha--love step? Yes you do, you just don't know it yet!"

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The next section of this post will have two parts. The first is a confession and the second is an explanation. Ready? Okay.

1. Confession: Guys, I love the Bachelor. There, I said it. I love the Bachelor and I love that Hulu conveniently posts two hours for me to watch every week. I love the group dates, I love the drama, I love the tacky cocktail dresses. I LOVE ITTTT! Okay, now that I've got that out of my system--

2. Explanation: I love the Bachelor because it is just 100% nonsense. Don't give me this Real World stuff-- I don't want to see "real people" "living together" and "experiencing youth." No. I am a real person living with other real people and we're all experience youth. I want something completely UNREAL. Enter--The Bachelor. Ladies, let's think about this. In real life, is it acceptable to go on two dates with a guy, who you happen to know is also seeing other people (like 10-12 other people) and then hear him say, "I'm falling for you"? No. If that happened to you in real life, you would run. You would run far far away and probably never call him again and possibly get a restraining order. But in The Bachelor, they just say, "I'm falling for you, too". ALL OF THEM. It's nonsense and I love it. I love it I love it I love it.

I swear, I have more legitimate thoughts during the day, too.